Apocalypse Postponed – Due to Inventory
An internal annual report from the Doomsday Agency “End Times & Sons” Confidential – strictly limited to 8 billion readers Subject: “Year-End 2025 – Status Update” From: Directorate of Chronocollapse, Dept. of Real Crises Note: Please read before opening the champagne Dear residents of Earth Simulation (Version 4.0.1, patch status unstable), We regret to inform […]
